Escape to Paradise: Solemar's Beachfront Bliss in Praia Grande, Brazil
Escape to Paradise: Solemar's Beachfront Bliss - A REALLY Honest Review (and a Plea for You to Book!)
Okay, so you're thinking about Praia Grande, Brazil? You're dreaming of sun, sand, and a little…"bliss"? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to spill the beans on the Solemar, and let me tell you, it’s been a trip! This isn't some dry, corporate travel brochure. This is real life, people. And it's mostly good… mostly.
First things first: The Vibe
Solemar screams “chilled beachfront escape,” and for the most part, it delivers. Think breezy balconies, the scent of salt in the air (especially amazing), and that constant, hypnotic hum of the ocean. Seriously, I spent a good hour just staring at the waves from my room. Pure bliss. (More on the room later). This hotel feels like it wants you to relax, and generally, it's pretty good at it.
Getting There and Getting Around: Accessibility (and the Occasional Sigh)
Okay, first the good stuff. The elevator is a godsend. They also have facilities for disabled guests, which is fantastic. Car park [free of charge]? Yes, please! Makes life SO much easier. But, and this a HUGE “but,” keep your expectations in check. Getting around Praia Grande on foot, especially if your mobility is limited, might be a bit of a challenge. The sidewalks aren't exactly pristine everywhere. It's definitely walkable, but maybe rent a car or snag a taxi service if you're feeling less adventurous. Speaking of which, seeing the CCTV in common areas and the security [24-hour] made us feel safe.
Rooms & Amenities: A Mixed Bag of Wonders and…Well, Let’s Call Them “Quirks”
My room! Oh, my room. Let's start with the amazing. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! Praise the internet gods! Then, the air conditioning was a lifesaver (seriously, the humidity is intense). Blackout curtains? Crucial for a proper lie-in after a night of caipirinhas. The balcony offered a spectacular view… when it wasn't raining. We even had slippers! Who doesn't love slippers?
Now for the "quirks." While the bathroom itself was well-appointed, the water pressure sometimes resembled a polite drizzle. And the complimentary tea and coffee maker was… well, let's just say it was better if you went to a café. BUT, the extra long bed was a HUGE plus. I’m a tall person, and it was glorious. The Daily housekeeping was also on point. They kept the place spotless. We didn't opt for the room sanitization opt-out available because frankly, after the crazy year we had, we wouldn't have opted out, and neither should you. We also were happy to see the smoke detector and fire extinguisher.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Minor Murmurs)
Okay, let’s talk grub. Dining at Solemar is…an experience. The breakfast [buffet] is decent – the Western breakfast options were plentiful, with eggs, bacon, and all the usual suspects. They even had Asian breakfast offerings (weird, but okay). The coffee/tea in restaurant was your standard hotel fare. We sampled food from the restaurants, and I must admit that I became addicted to the desserts in restaurant. I think I gained five pounds, but worth it. The poolside bar was a winner for that afternoon treat. While the salad in restaurant was fresh and crisp, the soup in restaurant? Let's just say, I've had better.
The Spa & Relaxation: Where the Magic Happens (Mostly)
Okay, this is where Solemar shines. The Spa! Le sigh. I indulged in a massage, and it was HEAVENLY. Seriously, the masseuse worked out knots I didn’t even know I had. They also have a sauna, steamroom, and a pool with a view. I could have stayed in that spa for days. The Fitness center was there. I never went. Let’s be honest.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe & Sound (Thank Goodness!)
In this age of paranoia, it's crucial. And Solemar has got its act together. The Anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas put my mind at ease. Hand sanitizer was readily available everywhere. The staff seemed genuinely concerned about safety, adhering to physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They even had individually-wrapped food options in the restaurant, so I felt safe with the safe dining setup.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
Okay, I didn't travel with kids, but I spied a babysitting service, and the hotel certainly has Family/child friendly written all over it. They even have Kids facilities, so you can chill and send the kids to do, well, kid things.
The Final Verdict (And Why You NEED to Book Now!)
Look, Solemar isn't perfect. There are a few little imperfections. But, and this is a big BUT, the pros far outweigh the cons. The location? Unbeatable. The spa? Divine. The feeling of escape? Priceless.
BUT, before you book, let me give you a little advice, because I wish someone would have told me.
- Bargain! Brazilians expect it! You can probably get a better rate than you think.
- Pack layers. Brazil is hot, sure, but the evenings can get a bit cooler.
- Learn a few basic Portuguese phrases. The staff speaks English, but your efforts are appreciated!
- Don’t over-pack your itinerary. Schedule in some “do nothing” days (trust me, you'll need them).
- Go! Seriously. Just go.
The "Book Now Before It's Too Late" Special (aka My Persuasion)
Here's the deal. Escape to Paradise: Solemar's Beachfront Bliss offers a fantastic blend of relaxation, convenience, and that irresistible Brazilian charm. But you won't just be getting a hotel room, you'll be embarking on an experience. You'll be getting to hear the ocean sing you to sleep. And you'll be gaining a memory that's so good you'll be reliving it in your head for a long time. It’s a place to recharge, reconnect, and maybe even rediscover yourself.
And because I'm feeling generous, here's a little something extra:
Mention code "PraiaGrandeDreaming" when booking and receive:
- A complimentary bottle of local wine upon arrival (to enjoy on your terrace!)
- A discount on all spa treatments.
Don't wait! Book your escape to Solemar before everyone else realizes how amazing it is. You deserve this. Trust me. You. Deserve. This.
Go! Be Happy!
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Okay, here we go. Buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my totally-not-perfect-but-totally-real trip itinerary for Pousada Praia Grande Solemar in Praia Grande, Brazil. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and enough sand in your shoes to build a small dune.
PRE-TRIP NOISE (aka, the panic before the calm… or the chaos)
- The Flight Booking Debacle: So, I booked this flight. Or tried to. Let's just say my credit card and the airline website had a screaming match. Turns out, you need to actually enter the security code. Duh. Finally got it sorted, after a twenty-minute battle with the internet that involved pacing, muttering, and a near-breakdown. Fingers crossed I actually get on the plane.
DAY 1: Arrival and Beach Bliss (with a side of existential dread)
- Morning (or what's left of it): Arrive at Guarulhos Airport (GRU) in São Paulo, looking like a drowned rat after a downpour of airport humidity. Border control was a surprisingly smooth process (praise the immigration gods!!). Then, the car ride to Praia Grande - a two-hour slog that had me questioning all the life choices that led me to this moment.
- Afternoon: Check into Pousada Praia Grande Solemar. Okay, the photos online maybe exaggerated the size a bit… or maybe I'm just used to tiny apartments. But the view?! BAM! Ocean. Blue. Stunning. I immediately dumped my bags, ripped off my travel clothes, and sprinted to the beach. (Okay, "sprinted" is a strong word. Let's say "managed a brisk power walk with a few involuntary wobbles due to travel fatigue.")
- Beach Revelation: Sand. Sun. Salt. Pure bliss. I spent, like, THREE HOURS just staring at the waves. I even attempted a quick dip in the ocean – which turned out to be a dramatic affair involving a rogue wave that almost swept me away. I emerged coughing up seawater, but feeling alive. This is why I travelled.
- Evening: Dinner Disaster and Dolphin Dreams: Dinner at a local churrascaria (Brazilian barbecue). Oh. My. God. Meat. Mountains of meat. I piled my plate high, convinced I was a carnivore goddess. That evening? Let's just say my stomach and I entered into a fragile truce. While I was suffering, a pod of dolphins leaped and frolicked in the moonlight. At that moment I felt like I was really experiencing Brazil, the good and the bad.
DAY 2: Exploring the Coast (and my own clumsiness)
- Morning: Attempted to rent a bike. Failed miserably. My inner child, still scarred by multiple bicycle accidents, came bursting out. I ended up walking along the boardwalk, taking in the sights.
- Afternoon: The Miraculous Coffee: Found a tiny coffee shop with the best cafézinho. Coffee! It was the best cup of coffee I've ever had. Like, life-changing coffee. I went back for another two cups. I even considered hiding them under my pillow just incase.
- Beach Re-Do: Back to the beach. This time, I armed myself with sunscreen and my resolve. Spent hours reading, people-watching, and occasionally battling the sun's relentless power.
- Evening: The "Cultural Experience" (aka, Karaoke Night): Now, this involved a lot of caipirinhas (I think I’m addicted). The karaoke bar was… well, let's just say it was an experience. My rendition of "Livin' on a Prayer" was probably more "dying on a prayer." The locals appreciated the effort. Whether they appreciated the sound is a different story. I still have a smile on my face thinking about it.
DAY 3: Day Trip to Santos and the Case of the Vanishing Wallet
- Morning: A day trip to Santos. I didn't know what to expect. The town had some cool beaches, and a historical feel about it.
- Afternoon: The vanishing wallet. Yep, you guessed it, my wallet went missing. Panic set in. I searched every pocket, every bag, every crevice of my hotel room. Nothing. Cue the dramatic weeping. After what felt like an eternity, I found the wallet. It had fallen down behind the bed.
- Evening: Back to the pousada. I was absolutely exhausted. I was done. I think my trip to Santos made me question my sanity.
DAY 4: Sandcastle Dreams and Sunset Reflections
- Morning: Back to the beach. This time, I made a sandcastle. A glorious testament to my artistic abilities. (It was, admittedly, a basic sandcastle but I was proud).
- Afternoon: Sunbathing, napping, and more beach gazing.
- Evening: Sunset Ritual: Found a spot on the beach to watch the sunset. It was breathtaking. The sky exploded with color, painting the ocean in hues of orange, pink, and purple. For those few moments of quiet, all the other drama didn’t matter.
DAY 5: Leaving Paradise (with a suitcase full of sand)
- Morning: A final, tearful farewell to the beach. Packed my bags, feeling a mixture of sadness and exhaustion. My suitcase weighed a ton, mostly due to the sand that had somehow migrated into literally every item of clothing.
- Departure: The drive back to the airport. I watched the world go by, reflecting on the trip.
- Final Thoughts: Brazil, you were a whirlwind. You tested me, challenged me, and gave me moments of pure joy. Pousada Praia Grande Solemar, you were a cozy base for my adventures, even with the slightly-misleading photos. I leave with a suitcase full of sand, a heart full of memories, a slightly singed nose, and a burning desire to come back. Maybe next time, I'll manage to avoid a karaoke catastrophe and the vanishing wallet. But hey, where's the fun in perfection?
Important note: This itinerary is a work in progress. It is subject to change, spontaneous outbursts of emotion, and the whims of the Brazilian climate. Also, I apologize for the rambling, the occasional lack of focus, and the inevitable typos. But hey, that’s life, right?
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Okay, Okay, I'm Intrigued. What *Actually* Makes Solemar Stand Out?
Alright, buckle up, because this isn't your grandma's brochure talk. Solemar? It's... well, it's a vibe. Forget those sterile, pre-fab resorts. This place is real. You step off the beach, sand still clinging to your flip-flops (the good kind of clinging, not the gritty, 'sand-in-everything' kind), and you're practically *in* the living room. The ocean? So close you can smell the salt and hear the waves doing their moody symphony. But honestly, the thing that really got me? The hammocks. They’re everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Dangling between palm trees, swaying on the balcony... I spent a solid four days just rotating between hammock naps and caipirinhas.
The Beach. Tell Me About the Beach. My Soul Needs Sun, Sand, and Maybe a Little Bit of Bikini Action.
Oh, the beach. Praia Grande's beach is...long. Like, seriously, looooong. You can walk for *miles* before your legs start to feel like lead. The sand? It's that perfect, golden-brown kind that feels incredible between your toes. And the water? Gorgeous. But… and this is a big but… sometimes the waves are a bit rough. I'm not a strong swimmer, ya know? So I kind of stuck to the shallows, which were totally fine for splashing around, and that was the best part. I think one day, I saw a local kid surfing, which was awesome. The beach is also *packed* on the weekend. Expect noise, kids squealing (mine included), and a general sense of vibrant chaos. Embrace it. Or huddle somewhere quieter with a book. Choice is yours.
Food! What are the Dining Options Like? I Don't Want to Live on Fast Food!
Food. Okay, the food. This is where Solemar is maybe... not *quite* perfect. I'm going to be real: the breakfast buffet? It’s... adequate. Lots of bread, some questionable scrambled eggs. But the fruit! Oh, the fruit. Mangoes so sweet they made my teeth ache in the best possible way, papayas bursting with flavor, and passionfruit that practically exploded with sunshine in every single bite.
Lunch and dinner were better. There are some decent restaurants nearby. One place, a little local spot called "O Peixe Fresco" (The Fresh Fish), was amazing. The grilled fish was melt-in-your-mouth delicious. But finding it involved a bit of wandering, and I got utterly lost the first time. I walked for what felt like hours in the scorching sun, cursing myself for my terrible sense of direction. I eventually found it. Worth it. And after that first time I got better at finding it, until the day the rain came… and all my navigational skills failed me. I just had to follow the smell of grilling fish.
Pro-tip: Learn a few basic Portuguese phrases. You'll need them, trust me. “Onde é o banheiro?” ("Where is the bathroom?") is a very important one.
Is Solemar Good for Families? I've Got Little Rascals.
Hmm, families. Well, it *could* be. My kids? They had a blast. Beach = happy kids. Simple equation. But the hotel itself isn't specifically geared towards children. No kids' club, no dedicated play areas. There's a pool (thank God), but it's not massive or particularly exciting. So you need to be prepared to entertain them yourself. I *knew* this going in, but still... It involved a lot of building sandcastles (which I’m terrible at), chasing after them on the beach, and preventing them from eating too much sand. The upside? Quality family time. The downside? Sand. Everywhere. I'm still finding it in my suitcase.
What About the Rooms? Are They Clean, Comfortable, and Do They Have Air Conditioning (Because Brazil)?
The rooms... they're... fine. Clean enough. They're not exactly luxurious, but they're functional. Air conditioning? Yes, thank the heavens (and the Brazilian heat). The balconies? Glorious! That's where the hammocks were. And trust me, you'll want to spend plenty of time there, swaying gently and watching the waves crash. The bathrooms are a bit...basic. Be prepared for slightly outdated fixtures. But hey, you're not there to spend your vacation admiring the tilework, are you? (I did notice a slight, persistent moldy smell, but I'm probably just being picky. Maybe it was the humidity.)
The real problem I had was the noise. The walls were a bit thin. I could hear kids playing in the pool all afternoon, and at night I heard the waves.. (which was nice!) and the people next door were really noisy. I also heard a couple who were… well, let’s just say the walls were *very* thin, I got more information than I wanted.
Okay, So It Sounds Like It Has Flaws. Would You Go Back?
Honestly? Yes. Absolutely, without a doubt. Despite the slightly dodgy breakfasts, the occasional loud neighbors, and the sand that insinuated itself into *everything*, Solemar has a certain charm. It's authentic. It's real. It's not perfect, and that's part of its appeal. I miss the sound of the waves, the taste of those mangoes, and the sheer, unadulterated relaxation of those hammock naps. Besides, it's a *beach*, people! That’s like, 80% of the battle. So yes, I would, and probably will, go back. Hopefully next time I can stay in a room with a little less… information shared. But hey, you learn something new every trip, right?
Is There Anything to Do *Besides* the Beach? I Get Bored Easily.
Well, Praia Grande isn't exactly a bustling metropolis. It’s not Rio. You're not going there for the nightlife. There are a few shops (mostly selling beachwear and souvenirs - which is good for the "I forgot to pack a swim suit" scenario). There's the possibility of taking a bus and seeing other local sights but remember, you're there for the beach! But honestly, the best thing to do is just… chill. Read a book, drink some caipirinhas, watch the sunset. That's pretty much the whole point. I did force myself to go for a walk along the pier. It was nice, but it was hot and I wanted a hammock. You can also take a few steps, and enjoy the many bars along the beachfront.
Any Packing Tips or Hidden Gems? Help a Sister (or Brother) Out!
Alright, here’s the lowdown. Pack light. Seriously. You'll spend 90% of your time in a swimsuit or a sarong. Bug spray! The mosquitos are relentless. Hotels With Kitchenettes
