Escape to Paradise: Hotel Horizont, Baska Voda, Croatia
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into Escape to Paradise: Hotel Horizont in Baska Voda, Croatia. I'm going to be brutally honest, and maybe a little too honest, about what I experienced. Forget polished brochures and flawless reviews – this is the REAL DEAL, warts and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, because this place? It’s a trip.
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Accessibility – The Big One (For Me)
Alright, so, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I am getting older (and carrying more than my fair share of luggage). So, accessibility is important, even if I'm not fully reliant on it. Hotel Horizont? Definitely a win on this front. Elevators? Check. Easy access to most areas? Check. Ramps where needed? Also, check. Now, are there any "buts"? Of course. Croatia isn't exactly known for its flawlessly smooth sidewalks. Getting to the hotel and around Baska Voda itself… let's just say be prepared for some slightly uneven paving. But the hotel itself? Pretty darn good. They've definitely thought about it.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Excellent. Easy maneuvering, tables spaced adequately, and staff who seem genuinely happy to help (more on that later).
The Rooms – My Refuge (Mostly)
Let’s talk rooms. They are… well, they are a room. I snagged one with a balcony, which was key. Seriously, the view? Breathtaking. Think turquoise water, the towering Biokovo mountain, and the scent of pine trees. That balcony, I spent hours on that balcony. Drinking way too much coffee, watching the world go by, feeling utterly, completely relaxed. The bed? Comfortable enough. Pillows? Average. But that view… it’s worth the price of admission alone.
Available in All Rooms (The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Baffling):
- Air Conditioning: A lifesaver. Mandatory. Absolute necessity.
- Alarm clock: I haven't used an alarm clock in a decade, but hey, it's there!
- Bathrobes: Fluffy, comfortable, and perfect for padding around after a dip in the pool.
- Bathroom phone: Seriously? Who uses a bathroom phone anymore? It's like something out of a James Bond movie. I didn’t even try it, but the thought made me laugh.
- Bathtub/Separate Shower: Great for a long soak – I went with the shower most of the time, time is too short and I was too excited to explore the place.
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for a good night's sleep. And for hiding from the early morning sun.
- Carpeting: My slightly OCD brain liked the feel of the nice, clean carpet.
- Closet: Plenty of space for my clothes (and all those souvenirs I was already accumulating).
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential. Because coffee.
- Complimentary tea: More coffee! Okay, also tea, since I like to rotate.
- Daily housekeeping: Rooms were spotless. Seriously, impeccable.
- Desk/Laptop workspace: Actually used this to write this review. Go figure.
- Extra long bed: A bonus.
- Free bottled water: Always welcome. Hydration is key, people!
- Hair dryer: Works perfectly.
- High floor: I got a room on a higher floor, and the view was just… wow.
- In-room safe box: Used it. Safety first.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Not relevant for me, but good for families.
- Internet access – LAN: Never touched it. Wi-Fi, people!
- Internet access – wireless/Wi-Fi [free]: Fast and reliable. I'm a digital nomad and this was critical.
- Ironing facilities: Needed it for a few outfits!
- Laptop workspace (mentioned twice, so its important..): Yeah!
- Linens: Good quality.
- Mini bar: I did not touch due to my own preferences
- Mirror: Excellent.
- Non-smoking: Yay!
- On-demand movies: Did not use.
- Private bathroom: Excellent.
- Reading light: Used it. Essential for late-night reading.
- Refrigerator: Helpful to keep those beverages chill.
- Safety/security feature: Multiple.
- Satellite/cable channels: Bored quickly!
- Scale: Did not touch it!
- Seating area: Comfy.
- Separate shower: Nice.
- Slippers: They are lovely!
- Smoke detector: Always a good thing.
- Socket near the bed: Very smart.
- Sofa: Meh.
- Soundproofing: Pretty good – I did hear some noise from the hallway at night, but nothing too intrusive.
- Telephone: Didn't use.
- Toiletries: Decent – I brought my own, but the hotel-provided ones were fine.
- Towels: Clean, fluffy.
- Umbrella: Didn't need it, thankfully.
- Visual alarm: Never used it.
- Wake-up service: Never used it.
- Window that opens: Fresh air is key!
Cleanliness and Safety – Crucially Important
Look, after the last few years, cleanliness and safety are paramount. Hotel Horizont? They're doing a great job.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good.
- Hygiene certification: Fine, I didn't inspect the certificate, but everything felt clean.
- Individually-wrapped food options: At the breakfast buffet, which I loved.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: The staff were very aware here.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Likely.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Definitely.
- Safe dining setup: The buffet had a great setup.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: I guess.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They knew what they were doing and were serious about it.
- Sterilizing equipment: I don't know, but no doubt.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Happy Place
Alright, let's talk food. Because, yes, I ate. A lot.
- A la carte in restaurant: Yes, and good, but the buffets were the stars.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Yeah, if you’re vegan/gluten-free.
- Asian breakfast/cuisine in restaurant: No Asian!
- Bar & Poolside bar: Excellent, great drinks, beautiful views. Happy hour? Yes, please!
- Bottle of water: Always.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Glorious. Croissants, fresh fruit, eggs cooked to order, juice, and coffee. The perfect way to start every single day. I might have taken an extra croissant or two… don’t judge me.
- Lunch/Dinner [buffet]: They had all kind of things.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant/Coffee shop: Yes! Caffeine!
- Desserts in restaurant: Amazing desserts!!
- International cuisine in restaurant: Excellent.
- Happy hour: YES! Cheap, yummy cocktails.
- Restaurants: Multiple. The buffet was a winner.
- Room service [24-hour]: Convenient.
- Salad in restaurant: Good options.
- Snack bar: Perfect for quick bites.
- Soup in restaurant: Warming and delicious.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Not exclusively, but definitely vegetarian-friendly options.
- Western breakfast/cuisine in restaurant: Standard fare, well prepared.
The Spa – My (Happily) Overindulgent Experience
Okay, so I’m not usually a spa person. I'm more of a "get out there and explore" kind of traveler. But, I heard whispers… rumors of the most amazing massage. And I’m a sucker for a good massage. So, I caved. I booked a full body massage and, good heavens, it was divine. Seriously. I floated out of there. My muscles melted, my
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Starway Hotel, Bengbu South Station!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on the rollercoaster that was my supposed "Relaxing Croatian Getaway" at Hotel Horizont in Baska Voda. Let's just say, "relaxing" wasn't exactly the word. More like, "chaotically delightful, with a healthy dose of sunburn and existential dread." Here goes:
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Luggage Incident (aka, The Start of the Chaos)
- Morning (or rather, the Abyss of Early Flights): Woke up with the bright idea of an early morning flight. Note to self: NEVER AGAIN. This is where the exhaustion really set in. The airport was a blur of screaming toddlers and overly enthusiastic duty-free shoppers. My carry-on, bless its weary little nylon heart, was crammed to the brim.
- Afternoon: ARRIVAL! Zagreb airport was…well, it was an airport. We did clear security.
- Transfer: The bus trip was…long. The coastal roads looked amazing but the bus driver was playing some sort of Europop that was slowly driving me mad.
- Hotel Check-In (and the Luggage Debacle): Ah, Hotel Horizont! The view from the reception was gorgeous. Okay, breathe. Check-in was smooth enough. Then came the REAL drama. My suitcase? MIA. Vanished. Poof! The hotel staff, bless their sweet little hearts, were all "Oh, dear. No problem! We'll look into it." (Spoiler alert: "looking into it" involved a LOT of shrugging and a vaguely concerned look.)
- Evening: The Hunger Games Begins: After a frantic search for my suitcase, I had to resort to a frantic hunt for food. The hotel restaurant was lovely, but after 14 hours of travel? I felt nothingness.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and My Sunburn's Revenge)
- Morning: The Recovery: Woke up and grabbed a towel. The sun! The sea! This is it. This is why I came.
- Mid-morning: Beach time! BUT… I spent the next few hours on the beach, which was heaven. The water was crystal clear, the sun was blazing…and I forgot the sunscreen. BIG MISTAKE. Humongous. Monumental. I spent the rest of the afternoon looking like a boiled lobster.
- Afternoon: The Sunburn's Punishment: The pain kicked in with the force of a thousand suns. I could barely walk.
- Evening: Dinner and the Aftermath: Trying to keep my mind occupied. Did some light reading, then went for dinner. The food? Spectacular. The sunburn? Spectacularly painful.
Day 3: Exploring Baska Voda (and the Quest for Laundry)
- Morning: A New Dawn, a New Vow! I am going to beat this sunburn!
- Mid-morning: Local Exploration: Found some great shops and did some souvenir shopping.
- Afternoon: Laundry Day Drama: Found a laundromat, and tried to navigate the local instructions. My attempts to be helpful were met with blank stares and the distinct scent of bewilderment. After an hour, I’d finally managed to get my clothes washed.
- Evening: Sunset Serenity: The sunset over the Adriatic was absolutely jaw-dropping. The colours exploded across the sky in a way that even my lobster-red skin couldn't ruin. I sipped a cocktail, watched the waves, and felt…okay. Just okay.
Day 4: Boat Trip Shenanigans (and the Dreaded Seasickness)
- Morning: The Sea Beckons: Today was boat trip day! A day I'd been looking forward to.
- Mid-morning: High Seas and High Hopes: Lovely boat, wonderful views, fantastic company.
- Afternoon: The Battle of the Waves: The waves got rough. And then I got rough. Seasickness hit me like a tidal wave. Let's just say, I spent a considerable amount of time leaning over the side of the boat, praying to the sea gods for mercy.
- Evening: Back on Land (and the Shame of it All): I can still feel the gentle rocking of the boat! Dinner was some sort of bland, beige, food. Couldn't face a proper meal.
Day 5: Farewell, Croatia (and the Suitcase Revelation!)
- Morning: One Last Dip (or Attempt Thereof): Said goodbye to the sea.
- Mid-morning: The Suitcase Miracle! (Maybe) Got a call saying my suitcase had arrived. It was a moment. Then, it was gone.
- Afternoon: Packing, with Tears (Maybe): Packing was chaos, the sun, the sea, the suitcase. Everything melted into a giant pile of mixed feelings.
- Evening: Departure: I was exhausted, sunburned, seasick, and emotionally drained…but, somehow, also filled with a weird kind of happiness.
So, is Hotel Horizont actually… paradise? Like, ACTUAL paradise?
Paradise? Honey, let’s just say the brochure's a bit…optimistic. Look, the view? Breathtaking. Seriously. You walk out on that balcony and BAM! Adriatic Sea, islands scattered like emerald jewels. It’s genuinely stunning. I actually choked up the first time I saw it. But then… reality sets in. And reality, my friends, involves slightly dodgy Wi-Fi (more on that later), a breakfast buffet that gets a *little* repetitive after day three (unless you're a serious sausage fiend – then you're golden), and the constant battle for a decent sun lounger. So, paradise-adjacent? Maybe. Actual, perfect Eden? Nah. But hey, it's got its moments!
What's the deal with the rooms? Are they at least…clean?
Okay, the rooms. Right. They're…adequate. Clean-ish. Let's put it this way: I spent a solid five minutes the first day inspecting the bathroom grout. Just. Doing. It. You know? Because you're in a foreign country, and you *expect* something to be off. And the grout, it was… there. Mostly. Look, it's not the Ritz. You might find the odd rogue hair. You might have to fight for the soap from the tiny dispensers. But ultimately, I survived. And I'm here to tell the tale! They're clean enough. Just, maybe bring your own super-powered Clorox wipes if you're a germaphobe. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't leave a tiny, judgmental note on the maid's pillow...
The pool…is it any good? Because I need my pool time.
The pool. Ah, the pool. It's…fine. It's small. Okay, it's *tiny*. And let me tell you about the sun loungers again - the Hunger Games is nothing compared to the pre-dawn stakeout for a decent spot. I actually witnessed a woman (a very… determined woman) deploy her towel at 6:00 AM. SIX. AM. The audacity! But… the water is clean (thank god) and the bar is conveniently located RIGHT THERE. And let's be honest, a cold drink by the pool, even a tiny one, on a hot day? That's a win. Just be prepared to share your space with a LOT of other people and their floating devices. And maybe bring a small umbrella to stake your claim… just kidding (maybe).
What's the food like? Tell me everything! I'M HUNGRY!
Okay, food. Here's the honest truth: The breakfast buffet is a marathon. Seriously. You'll start strong, excited by the promise of fresh fruit and pastries. Day one: perfection! Day two: still pretty good. Day three: hmm, is that the same ham? Day four: I *swear* I saw that sausage yesterday. Listen, it’s edible, obviously. And there's a decent selection...but by the end of a week, I was dreaming of anything that wasn't…well, buffet-y. Dinner is better. There's a la carte and a themed buffet night (Croatian night, which is a must). The restaurant staff is lovely (seriously, they work HARD), and the food is generally pretty good. I had some truly delicious grilled fish one night. But I had a *very* iffy lasagne the next. So... hit and miss, I guess. Just don't go expecting Michelin star cuisine. Especially try the Croatian night, it’s a right laugh! Though the accordion player might haunt your dreams a little.
Baska Voda itself…is it worth leaving the hotel for?
Oh, absolutely! Get yourself out of the hotel ASAP, or you're missing half the experience! Baska Voda is adorable. Think charming harbor, restaurants spilling out onto the streets, and the scent of grilled seafood wafting through the air. It’s picture-postcard perfect. The sea is crystal clear (seriously, snorkel and marvel), the beaches are lovely (though can get crowded with more towel warfare). There are shops selling souvenirs (obviously), and plenty of places to grab a gelato. Wandering the harbor at sunset? Magical. Seriously, block out some time for Baska Voda. And don't skip the ice cream. That is non-negotiable. I still think about the pistachio...
What about the staff? Are they friendly? (and what's the wifi like?)
Okay, the staff. They are, without exception, lovely. Seriously, exceptionally nice. They are working their butts off. The front desk is helpful, the restaurant staff is friendly, and the cleaning staff is… well, they clean. They speak multiple languages and try their very best. Tip them! They deserve it. Now, the Wi-Fi. *Deep breath*. It's…patchy. Let's leave it at that. You'll get moments of glory – streaming a movie, video calling your family. Then, you'll get…nothing. Just…silence. And the spinning wheel of doom. Embrace the digital detox. Download some books. Maybe (gasp!) talk to the people you’re with. It's a blessing in disguise, really. Try to see the connection as an intermittent experience. I ended up getting *far* more into the sun than I planned!
So, the view is amazing, the town is cute...BUT IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?
THAT'S THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION, isn't it? Look, Hotel Horizont isn't perfect. It's got its flaws. Lots. But...the view. Oh, that view. And the overall *vibe* of Baska Voda - the charm, the relaxed atmosphere, the crystal clear water, the delicious seafood...it's infectious. It's a place that will lodge itself in your memory and make you smile when you think of it, long after you are back home. It's the kind of place where you end up chatting with the people at the table next to you, discovering new favourite songs on the balcony at night. It's not polished, it's not perfect, it has its flaws. But it's *real*. For the price, the view alone almost makes it worth it. The sunsets. The air. The laughter. Take it with a grain of salt and you'll have a lovely time. Just be sure and get yourself out of the hotel and enjoy the whole picture. You won't get a view like that anywhere else.
