Stoke-on-Trent's BEST Hotel? North Stafford Town Centre Review!
Okay, buckle up, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the swirling, sometimes slightly chaotic, world of Stoke-on-Trent hotel reviews! Forget picture-perfect brochures; we're going raw, we're going real, and we're aiming for something more akin to your mate down the pub spilling the tea. We're talking about the North Stafford Hotel, the supposed "BEST" in town. Is it really? Let's find out.
North Stafford Hotel: Stoke-on-Trent’s Contender – The Deep Dive
Right, first things first: Stoke-on-Trent. Let's be honest, it's not exactly the romantic getaway you'd picture, is it? But hey, it's got its own charm, and if you're there, you need somewhere to crash, right? And the North Stafford Hotel, smack-bang in the town centre, is the big contender. Now, let's get messy. (And yes, I'm going to be jumping all over the place. Bear with me.)
Accessibility (AND WHY IT MATTERS)
Okay, this is crucial. As someone who has navigated the treacherous landscape of poorly-designed hotel "accessibility" features (believe me, there's a story there!), I’m going to praise what I find. The North Stafford boasts a decent score on this. It has Elevator access which is good. Also, Facilities for disabled guests are available. Wheelchair accessible too is a big plus. It's not perfect, I'd want to see more detailed specifications to give a definitive nod, but they're clearly trying, and in a city like Stoke, that's a good start. CCTV in common areas and outside property is in place and helps in security too.
Cleanliness, Safety, and, Because We're Living In 2024… COVID-19 Measures:
Look, I'm a bit of a germophobe, I won't lie. The pandemic has only amplified that. So, seeing stuff like Anti-viral cleaning products, Sterilizing equipment, and Rooms sanitized between stays at a minimum – are absolute music to my ears. The Hand sanitizer stations dotted around feel reassuring. They have taken Hygiene certification so far that it is a plus point. They’ve also got Staff trained in safety protocol which increases the chances of a smooth stay. Daily disinfection in common areas, Hot water linen and laundry washing, even Individually-wrapped food options – all of this builds confidence. It's not just about a nice room anymore; it's about safety and peace of mind. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, although sometimes challenging in busy areas, is a good idea. I appreciate everything they are doing, and it is a great sign!
Rooms: The Home Away From Home (Potentially, If You're Lucky)
Okay, the rooms. The very heart of the hotel experience. This is where it gets a bit…mixed. They’ve got all the basics covered, and then some. Air conditioning is standard, thank god. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (praise the internet gods!), Coffee/tea maker, the essential complimentary tea. Free bottled water is a small but thoughtful touch. Daily housekeeping, that's non-negotiable for me! Blackout curtains are key, especially after a night out in Stoke! I did miss out that the Alarm clock is always a life-saver. Some rooms have connecting room(s) available. There is Air conditioning in the rooms (phew!). Bathrobes and Slippers are a nice touch.
Now the imperfections… Room decor? Let's say "traditional." Don't expect cutting-edge design. The Carpeting might be a bit dated. Ask for a room on a high floor! But you know what? It's clean, it's comfortable, and it's got the necessities.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Adventures)
This is where the North Stafford REALLY shines. They have restaurants (plural!). And a Bar. And a Coffee shop. And a Snack bar. Do you know what that means? Variety! I can't tell you about the quality of the food at this moment… but the International cuisine in restaurant and the Asian cuisine in restaurant are the best feature I saw! Breakfast [buffet] is offered, and it is a major plus. They offer a Poolside bar too, which is a plus during warmer days.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Make A Difference)
They offer what all hotels do! Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service. Those are the norm. They also offer Cash withdrawal. The elevator is a huge plus, and so is the Facilities for disabled guests.
For The Kids (Keeping the Young Ones Happy):
They are Family/child friendly! They offer Babysitting service! They have Kids meal. So, this hotel is a contender for families.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer and Taxi service are available. Car park [free of charge] is available, though the car might be parked around.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (Beyond Just Sleeping):
Okay, the North Stafford, sadly, isn't a spa resort. BUT… they have a Fitness center! That's something! Some places in Stoke are known for their pubs as their gyms.
The Big Decision: Should You Book? The Verdict.
Okay, here’s the messy, honest truth: the North Stafford Hotel is a solid choice if you're in Stoke-on-Trent. It’s a good base. It is not going to blow you away with luxury, but it is definitely not a dive. The food options are a major plus.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this ain't your average, airbrushed travel itinerary. This is a real person’s journey through North Stafford Hotel Town Centre, Stoke-on-Trent. Prepare for the glorious mess that is… me!
The North Stafford Scramble: A Stoke-on-Trent Saga
(Disclaimer: My bladder is weak. There will be bathroom breaks. Don't judge.)
Day 1: Arrival and A Spot of (Mis)Adventure
- 1:00 PM: Train Pain (and a slight existential crisis). Arrive at Stoke-on-Trent station. Okay, first impression: it's… functional. Don’t tell anyone, but I was secretly hoping for a majestic, Victorian railway station worthy of a period drama. Instead, it's… concrete. Sigh. But hey, adventure awaits! God, I’m nervous about this. What if I hate it? What if the hotel's haunted? What if I forget my… (checks pockets frantically) …phone charger?!
- 1:30 PM: The Great Hotel Hunt. Taxi to The North Stafford. Traffic. Blimey. Spent the whole ride trying to work out where I left my sunglasses. (Probably at home, genius.) Arrive at the hotel. Looks grand, actually. Like it's seen some things. Probably judging me already.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in Chaos (and the Smell of History). Check-in. The receptionist is lovely, bless her. The lobby smells… well, it smells of old wood and opportunity. And maybe a hint of something else… Maybe ghosts? I hope so! I LOVE ghost stories.
- 2:30 PM: Room Rookie: The room is… well, it's a room. Clean enough, I guess. The view? Slightly less inspiring. Brick wall. Wonderful. Oh, wait, is that a ghost?! (No, just a stain on the wallpaper. Disappointing.)
- 3:00 PM: First Contact with the Stoke-on-Trent Streets: A wander around town. The town centre is… interesting. A mix of grand old buildings and the relentless practicality of modern life. Found a cute little independent coffee shop. Coffee, plus a slice of Bakewell tart, because… well, why not?
- 4:00 PM: The Pottery Museum (and the crushing weight of centuries): I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting to be bored stiff at the Potteries Museum & Art Gallery. But wow, was I wrong! The ceramics are gorgeous. The sheer craftmanship and the history of it all! And then I saw the Spitfire. Just… wow. The collection of pottery is incredible, though it's all about the history. It made me feel like I was stepping into another world, a world of elegance and ingenuity. It's moving. I want to buy all the teacups. ALL OF THEM. But I'm broke.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner Disaster (or Delight?): The hotel restaurant. It's all gleaming, all polished. I went for the steak, medium-rare. Actually, it was perfect. The wine? Less good. The waiter? Very, very chatty. I'm trying to enjoy my steak, but I can also hear the ghost of a grumpy old man groaning about the quality of his brandy.
- 8:00 PM: Ghost Hunting (Maybe?) Back in the room. Armed with a flashlight and a healthy dose of skepticism. Did I hear a creak? A whisper? Probably just the pipes. Still, I swear I felt a cold spot near the wardrobe. BRING ON THE GHOSTS!!! Or maybe not. I’m getting tired. But I may be slightly paranoid.
Day 2: Digging Deep (and My Feet Hurt)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast Blues (and a strong cup of tea): Breakfast at the hotel. The full English. It’s… filling. The coffee, however, is like dishwater. Good thing I packed teabags.
- 10:00 AM: More Wandering (and a Pub Stop): A little more exploration of the town. I ended up in the pub, and it was just so quaint. The locals were funny.
- 12:00 PM: Lunchtime Lament (and a culinary revelation): Found a proper greasy spoon. Honestly, the best bacon sandwich I’ve had in years. Simple, perfect, and exactly what I needed.
- 1:00 PM: Knees and the Canal: I decided to visit the Staffordshire and Worcestershire Canal. Took some photos. Got slightly lost. Almost fell in the canal. The water looked… murky. I'd rather not become a local legend.
- 3:00 PM: The bottle oven! (and I didn't go.) So, I meant to visit a working bottle oven, but my feet are killing me, and the allure of a hot bath (and a lie-down) won me over. I know, I know, I’m a terrible tourist. Sue me.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and Drinks (and a possible romance?): Headed back to the pub. Met a few locals, got chatting, and may or may not have shared a few too many pints with a charming chap. It wasn’t exactly love at first sight, but the night was fun.
- 9:00 PM: Late-Night Reflections (and a dodgy takeaway): Back in the hotel room. Ordered a kebab which I really regret. Now, I'm lying in bed and worrying if I'll still be able to fit in my clothes.
- 9:30 PM: More Ghost Hunting (for real this time.. or am I just drunk?): Another good look around. I've spent the night, but still no ghost. Feeling a little bit disappointed. Ah well.
Day 3: Departure and a Longing Look Back
- 8:00 AM: Goodbye, Stoke (and Goodbye, Stomachache): Another breakfast. Swallowed a couple of painkillers. Ugh.
- 9:00 AM: Quick Scour (and a desperate search for my charger): Found my charger, thank god. Last sweep of the room. Did I leave anything? Probably.
- 10:00 AM: Train Time (and a grudging farewell): Back on the train. Looking out the window, and actually, I'm starting to appreciate Stoke now. It's real. It's got character. It’s not perfect and thank god.
- 12:00 PM: The Next Adventure: Back at the station. And, I'm thinking of booking another trip back here!
Final Thoughts:
Okay, it wasn’t perfect. It was messy. I got lost. I ate questionable food. My feet ached. But… (and I’m surprised to say this) …I loved it. Stoke-on-Trent, you weird, wonderful place. I may be back. Just… maybe next time, I’ll pack better shoes. And possibly a priest, ghost-hunting gear. I also want to buy a teapot. And maybe a house.
So, there you have it. My unfiltered, chaotic, and utterly brilliant adventure in The North Stafford Hotel Town Centre. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go lie down.
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Stoke-on-Trent & The North Stafford Hotel: The Raw Truth (and the Occasional Rambling)
Alright, let's be brutally honest. Finding a "best" hotel in Stoke-on-Trent is a bit like finding a unicorn riding a tandem bike. But the North Stafford Hotel, smack-bang in the town centre, is the one we all keep hearing about. So, let's dive in and see if it ACTUALLY lives up to the hype, shall we?
So, is the North Stafford actually, you know... *good*?
Depends on what you consider "good." Look, if you're expecting the Ritz, you're in the wrong part of the world, mate. But if you want a solid, historically interesting, conveniently located hotel in Stoke, with a decent chance of a good pint and a proper brekkie... then yeah, it's definitely worth a gander.
My personal verdict? ... It's *mostly* good. But let's be real, there are quirks. Like, the first time I stayed, I swear the wallpaper in my room was older than my nan. And the squeaky floorboards? Forget about a silent night's sleep. But that's part of the charm, isn't it? Historical charm, that is. Not necessarily *comfortable* charm.
Location, Location, Location! Is it REALLY in the "town centre"?
Oh, it's *definitely* in the town centre. Like, you could practically roll out of bed, trip over a pigeon (a common Stoke experience), and be in the shopping precinct. Which, let's be honest, is handy. You're close to everything - shops, pubs, the train station (bonus!), and even the odd Potteries Museum (culture, baby!).
Now, the flipside? Town centre noise. You might hear the odd drunken Saturday night sing-a-long. It's the price you pay for convenience, I suppose. Think of it as authentic Stoke ambience! Just bring earplugs. Seriously.
The Rooms: Ghosts of the Past (and other things)?
Rooms at the North Stafford are... varied. Some are bigger than others, some are more modern, and some definitely have a "lived-in" feel. Expect a mix of old and new. My most memorable room... right near the lift. Loudest lift I've ever experienced. The lift noises were more prominent that the train sounds 1 kilometre away.
But they're clean. Most importantly, they're clean. And the beds are comfy enough, once you get over the slight sag in the mattress in room 217 (I'm convinced it's intentional. Gives some extra character). Don't expect luxury, but do expect a decent, functional place to rest your weary head after a day exploring the Six Towns. Just maybe pack some air freshener, just in case.
The Food & Drink: Can you actually eat there?
Right, let’s talk food. This is where things get... interesting. The North Stafford boasts a classic pub, the "Oscar's Brassiere" and a restaurant. The pub is usually decent. Good for a pint, and they do a passable pub grub. Don’t expect Michelin-star quality, but the beer selection is usually on point, And by "on pint", I mean real ales, not that fizzy nonsense.
The breakfast is where they *mostly* shine! Full English is where it's at, and they do a proper job with the bacon and sausages. It sets you up perfectly for a day of pottery hunting or exploring Hanley. My absolute favorite is their fried potatoes which is perfect. You can go to the restaurant sometimes they have some unique dishes on the menu on special nights.
The Staff: Are they friendly? (And can they handle a grumpy guest?)
This is the North Stafford's secret weapon, in my opinion. The staff are generally *lovely*. They're the type of people who'll actually chat to you, ask how your day was, and generally make you feel welcome. I remember arriving once, utterly shattered from a train delay from London (the dreaded Virgin Trains!), looking like a drowned rat. The receptionist just took one look at me, and said, "Right, room with a bath, coming up. You look like you need it." *That* is what makes a difference.
I've seen them handle some real characters, too. The classic "demanding guest" type. They always remain professional and polite. It shows they actually *care* about the guests' experience, which is rare these days. They're definitely a highlight.
Any major downsides? (Apart from the dodgy lift...)
Okay, here's the reality check: yes, there are downsides. The car park is a bit of a pain. It's small, and sometimes, you have to park a mile away. The Wi-Fi can be a bit patchy in certain areas. And, as mentioned before, the building is *old*. So, don't expect perfect soundproofing. But let’s be honest, it's Stoke. Expect a bit of imperfection! The lift still gives me nightmares, but hey, character, right? And some rooms, especially the ones at the back, might experience the occasional aroma from the surrounding area. It is a town, after all! I have to also mention the price. It's not the cheapest, but it is relatively okay for its quality.
Okay, so, FINAL VERDICT. Should I stay here?
Look, if you're looking for a luxurious, state-of-the-art hotel experience, run far, far away. But if you're looking for a decent, centrally located hotel with character, friendly staff, and a good chance of a decent pint and full English, then yes, the North Stafford is definitely worth considering. It's not perfect, but its flaws are part of its charm. Be prepared for a bit of quirkiness, embrace the history, and remember, you're in Stoke. It's all part of the adventure!
Would I stay there again? Absolutely. Just... maybe not in room 217. Or near the lift. And definitely with earplugs. And maybe bring my own air freshener!
