Midland Hotel Phnom Penh: Luxury Redefined in the Heart of Cambodia
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the shimmering, chaotic, and potentially life-altering world of the Midland Hotel Phnom Penh. Forget the bland, corporate-speak reviews. We're getting real. We're getting messy. And hopefully, we're getting you to book a freaking room.
Midland Hotel Phnom Penh: My Brain Dump on Luxury (with a Side of Laundry)
First off, let's get this out of the way: The Midland is trying hard to be fancy. REALLY hard. And, you know what? They largely succeed. This isn't some dusty backpacker hostel with questionable plumbing. This is… well, it feels like real luxury. But, and this is a big but, it’s luxury with a few Cambodian quirks. Let's get into it.
Accessibility – A Mixed Bag, but Promising
Okay, I'm not wheelchair-bound, so my experience is secondhand. But I did poke around, asking questions, and observing. Elevators? Check. Ramps? Mostly check. They’ve clearly put some effort into accessibility. The website boasts about "Facilities for disabled guests" but the devil’s in the details, yeah? I spotted some potentially tight turns in the hallways, so call ahead and really quiz them before arriving if accessibility is a non-negotiable MUST. The pool area looked accessible, which is a HUGE plus.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges? I’d say it's a good bet, but again, call and confirm. They've certainly got the space, and with elevators, it shouldn't be a major problem.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi? Hallelujah!
YES. Glorious, speedy, free Wi-Fi in all rooms. And – bonus points! – in public areas. No more desperate scrambling for a signal in the lobby. I even saw ethernet ports (Internet [LAN]) in the rooms for those of you who are old-school or need a rock-solid connection for important stuff. They understand this. They really understand this.
Cleanliness & Safety – Pandemic-Era Peace of Mind (Mostly)
Alright, Covid is a beast. The Midland clearly takes this seriously. Anti-viral this, daily disinfection that, hand sanitizer everywhere. They're ticking all the boxes, Hygiene certification, professional-grade sanitizing services, and rooms sanitized between stays. And while some travelers might want to skip out on the room sanitization opt-out option, they are offering it. This just makes you feel a bit more at ease, which is a HUGE bonus if you're a worrier (like me). The staff is trained in safety protocol, and they're actively doing it.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (and a Few Hiccups)
Okay, where do I begin? This is where things get interesting.
- Restaurants: Plural! Restaurants! They’ve got a few. Asian cuisine? Check. International cuisine? Check. Vegetarian restaurant? Check. They try to cater to everyone. They even have buffet in restaurant and breakfast [buffet], which I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
- Breakfast: The Asian breakfast was a revelation. I'm talking about fresh, fragrant rice porridge and the most amazing, perfectly spiced noodles I've ever wrapped my grubby little hands around. But, and this is a big BUT, the Western breakfast…let's just say it’s not their forte. It feels a bit… generic. A little bit sad. You get your standard eggs, bacon, the usual suspects. But it's not the star. Stick to the Asian. Trust me.
- Other Bits: Coffee/tea in restaurant, Poolside bar, Happy hour (essential). They have a snack bar, and they offer room service [24-hour] (essential for those midnight cravings). They also have A la carte in restaurant and [Buffet in restaurant].
- My Anecdote: Okay, I ordered a burger from room service one night. It arrived… let’s say it arrived with a slight sense of “meh.” The patty was dry, the bun a little stale. But the fries? Glorious. Perfectly crisp, salted just right. It was a perfect example of the Midland's quirks: close, but not quite perfect. Despite the burger's imperfections, it was still perfect, because it solved the hunger and the craving.
- The Good Stuff: They had a bottle of water for you. They had desserts in restaurant, and salad in restaurant. And the Salad in restaurant was glorious.
The Rest of the Stuff – Does it Matter? (Yes.)
- Things to do, ways to relax: Okay, this is where the Midland pulls out the big guns. They have a Pool with view, a Gym/fitness, a Spa, a Sauna, a Steamroom, and they have the infamous Body scrub, Body Wrap. I personally spent a good chunk of a day wallowing in the swimming pool [outdoor] (I mean, the Swimming pool with Pool with view), letting all my worries drift away. Complete bliss. And the spa? Worth it.
- Services and Conveniences: This is where the Midland truly shines. Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping (my room was spotless every single day), Dry cleaning, Elevator – they’ve got it all. They even offered Contactless check-in/out, which I loved (because who wants to fumble with paperwork?).
- For the kids: They have Babysitting service and they are Family/child friendly.
- Getting Around: Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service, Valet parking.
- In-Room Amenities: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathrooms phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Ironing facilities, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free].
The Quirks: A Cambodian Charm Offensive
Look, it’s not like a Hyatt. It’s… slightly less polished. The service is enthusiastic, but sometimes a little… eager. A bit of lost in translation, a couple of delayed orders. But you know what? It's charming. It makes the place feel real, not sterile. It’s a reminder that you're in Cambodia, not some generic hotel chain.
The Emotional Verdict:
I left the Midland feeling… relaxed. Pampered. Honestly, a little bit smug. It’s not perfect. But it’s got heart. And it’s got a pool that’s calling your name.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average itinerary. This is… my itinerary for the Midland Hotel in Phnom Penh. Expect chaos. Expect questionable decisions. Expect me to probably lose my phone at least once. Here we go…
Day 1: Landing in the Land of Smiles (and Sweltering Heat)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Arrive in Phnom Penh! Ugh, the humidity hits you like a wet blanket the second you step off the plane. My hair already looks like a rebellious, frizzy mess. Find a taxi (after a spirited negotiation, of course – gotta haggle, it's the law apparently!) to the Midland. Crossing my fingers the drive isn't a sweaty-palmed white-knuckle experience. Pray the taxi driver isn't one of those who speeds like he's in a Fast and Furious movie!
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Check into the Midland. Pray it's as charming in real life as it is in the online photos. I’m hoping for a room with a balcony… and that the AC works. (Priorities, people!) After a little shower to wash off the travel grime, I'll sit on the balcony, taking in the scene, the cacophony of tuk-tuk horns, the aroma of… everything. It’s likely a combination of delicious street food and something that, let's be honest, smells suspiciously like a sewer. (Don't judge me, I'm human!)
- Anecdote Moment: Last time I tried to find a decent hotel, I ended up in what could only be described as a converted broom closet on the outskirts of town. There was a single cockroach the size of my thumb that I lovingly christened "Roger." I'm hoping this trip has a better start.
Lunch (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Explore the hotel’s restaurant or maybe go wandering in the surrounding streets to find a good local "hole-in-the-wall" for lunch. I'm a sucker for street food, so I'm probably going to load up on noodles. I'll be honest, after my flight, I'm probably going to be too tired for that.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Attempt to tackle the Royal Palace. I'm envisioning myself gracefully gliding through the gilded halls, appreciating the intricate carvings, all the while feeling enlightened and cultured. Reality will most likely involve sweaty armpits, squinting against the sun, and possibly getting lost. Oh, and that little voice in my head telling me to buy all the souvenirs.
Evening (5:00 PM - Late): Sunset drinks by the pool? Or, failing that, a cold beer at the hotel bar. I heard there's a rooftop bar nearby, so it's hard to say where I'll end up! More street food for dinner followed by a massage. Perhaps, though, a massage followed by a very questionable choice of street food. I'm leaning towards a good book and early night out; The jet lag is already crushing.
Day 2: History, Horror, and Healing (Maybe a Little Too Much History)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast at Midland! I'm hoping they have decent coffee. I'm a cranky person without my caffeine. After, let the culture kick in.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The Killing Fields and S-21. I'm steeling myself. This isn't going to be easy. It's going to be an emotionally draining morning, and I might need a good cry afterward. I need to prepare myself for the weight of the history, the sheer horror of what happened. I'm not sure I'm emotionally ready for it, but I feel like I need to go, to bear witness, to remember. I may need to take breaks, breathe deeply, and remind myself that while the past cannot be changed, understanding it is crucial. I know this experience will stay with me long after I leave Cambodia.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Light lunch. Something simple, something I can handle. I might not be able to eat much after what I've seen.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Explore the Central Market. I need a distraction after the morning. It's going to be a sensory overload in the best possible way. I'll get lost in the vibrant chaos, the smells of spices, the colors of the silk scarves. I'll get a little lost. Probably buy something completely unnecessary.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - Late): Back to the hotel, perhaps. Or maybe just to the bar! Seriously, I'll need a drink. (Okay, maybe two.) Dinner near the river, watching the boats drift by. This will be my time to reflect on the day. And try to remember where I put my phone.
Day 3: Temples, Tuk-Tuks, and Trying Not to Get Lost (Again)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Rise and shine! Head out to Wat Phnom. I've been told it has a beautiful view, and I'm hoping it's a good way to start the day.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Tuk-tuk adventure! (Hopefully, I can find a driver who doesn't try to scam me.) I'll want to explore some other temples, but I'm relying on recommendations because the map is going to destroy my brain.
- Lunch (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Back to street food. I'm addicted. Plus, I'm probably running low on cash after all the tuk-tuk rides.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Free time! I want to wander, get lost in the backstreets. Maybe stumble upon a hidden cafe. I'm hoping to find a place to buy some local art. I'm getting a little tired of just sightseeing.
- Evening (5:00 PM - Late): One last dinner. Maybe one of those places by the river. I'll want to grab a final drink at the hotel bar. Packing. Remembering to charge all my electronics so my phone doesn't die the moment I get to the airport.
Day 4: Farewell, Phnom Penh (Until Next Time!)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): A leisurely breakfast. Maybe a swim in the pool if there's time. Trying not to overthink the whole "leaving the country" thing.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Last-minute souvenir shopping (because I inevitably forgot something), double-checking I have my passport, and starting the journey back to the airport.
- Departure (11:00 AM onwards): Goodbye, Cambodia! I'm exhausted, I'm overwhelmed. I feel like my emotions have been through a wash cycle, but the whole trip was truly unforgettable. I'll miss the food, the people, even the chaotic energy of Phnom Penh.
Okay, so that's the rough draft. It'll probably all go sideways, I'll probably deviate wildly, and I'll probably come back with a suitcase full of questionable purchases and a heart full of (hopefully) good memories. But hey, that's the fun of it, right? Now to pack… and try not to forget my toothbrush this time. Wish me luck!
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So, the Midland Hotel. Is it *really* luxury redefined? Or just… expensive?
What's the hotel like? Is it modern? Traditional? A weird hybrid?
What's the service like? Are the staff helpful? Or just… polite?
Let's get to the important stuff: food. How's the food? Is it worth the price?
Are there any cool amenities? Like a pool or spa?
Location, location, location! Is the Midland conveniently located for exploring Phnom Penh?
Any downsides? Be brutally honest.
Would you go back?
