VITS Sharanam Mumbai: Your Luxurious Thane Escape Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the world of VITS Sharanam Mumbai: Your Luxurious Thane Escape Awaits! Prepare for a review that's less corporate brochure and more… well, me. Think chaotic notes scribbled on a napkin, sprinkled with genuine human experience. Let's get messy, shall we?
First Impressions: Arrival & Accessibility – Or, "Am I Lost?"
Mumbai traffic, you beautiful beast! Getting to VITS Sharanam in Thane was… an experience. Let's just say GPS and I had a spirited debate. But the second I pulled up, a smiling doorman (check!) whisked my bags away. Immediate relief. That's a big win after that car journey.
Accessibility: Overall? Pretty decent! (For India, that's a HUGE plus). They have an elevator (thank GOODNESS), and I spotted facilities for disabled guests. I didn’t personally need them, but knowing they're there is comforting. I’ll delve deeper into specific accessibility features on my next trip, but for now, I give it a thumbs up.
Rooms: Ah, Sweet, Glorious Air Conditioning!
Alright, let's talk about the rooms. I was greeted by a blast of glorious, life-saving air conditioning. Mumbai heat is NO JOKE.
Available in all rooms: They've got almost everything covered like -additional toilet, air conditioning (as mentioned, a godsend), alarm clock (who even uses these anymore?), bathrobes (yes!), bathroom phone (for the truly extra), bathtub (yes!), blackout curtains (bless!), carpeting (standard, but clean!), a closet, coffee/tea maker (essential!), complimentary tea (score!), and daily housekeeping (amazing!). Desk, extra-long bed, free bottled water a real winner, and a hairdryer that actually worked. There's an in-room safe box, internet access (more on that later), ironing facilities (thank you, gods of wrinkle-free travel!), laptop workspace, linens, a minibar (tempting!), mirror, non-smoking, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels (yay!), a scale (uh oh…), seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower (water pressure was fine!), slippers (bonus!), a smoke detector, socket near the bed (thank you!), a sofa (comfy!), soundproofing, a telephone, toiletries, towels, an umbrella (for a very sunny place!), visual alarm (good for everyone), wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and a window that opens for a nice view - all good news for a good stay!
Internet Access: Wi-Fi [free] & Internet access – LAN: The free Wi-Fi was… patchy. Let's be honest. Some days it was blazing; others, it was like trying to herd cats. I ended up using the LAN for some serious work as mentioned above. Internet Services: Internet [LAN]. So, if you're relying on the internet for important things, bring a backup plan. I did find Wi-Fi in public areas worked well which really helps.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drinks!)
Food is where VITS Sharanam really shines.
- Restaurants: Multiple! And they’re all pretty solid.
- Asian Cuisine in Restaurant / International Cuisine in Restaurant / Vegetarian restaurant: I'm a foodie, and the Asian dishes were incredible, especially the Thai curry. There's even a vegetarian restaurant, which is a HUGE plus in India.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant / Coffee shop: The coffee shop was my daily ritual. Seriously.
- Breakfast [buffet] / Breakfast service / Breakfast [buffet]: The breakfast buffet was a feast! Western, Asian… you name it, they had it. The dosa station was a highlight. Pure heaven.
- Poolside bar / Bar / Happy hour: The poolside bar is a lovely spot for a sundowner. The happy hour deals? Worth it!
- Desserts in restaurant: The desserts were dangerous – particularly the chocolate pastry. Be warned!
- A la carte in restaurant / Buffet in restaurant: They’ve got options! Something for everyone!
- Room service [24-hour]: Always a win. Especially after a long day.
- Snack bar / Soup in restaurant / Salad in restaurant / Bottle of water: No complaints here.
- Alternative meal arrangement / Sanitized kitchen and tableware items / Safe dining setup: Safe and accommodating for any specific request.
Wellness & Relaxation – Time to Unwind (Maybe)
Pool with view / Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool area is gorgeous. Seriously Insta-worthy. Spa / Spa/sauna / Steamroom / Sauna: I did NOT make it to the spa (shame on me!). But the gym was well-equipped. Fitness center / Gym/fitness. Massage: I really wish I'd tried the massage. (Next time, self, NEXT TIME!) Body scrub / Body wrap / Foot bath: all great options if you're looking to relax.
Cleanliness & Safety – In a World of Worry
Look, we're all a bit hyper-aware these days. VITS Sharanam took it seriously.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Check.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items / Safe dining setup: Felt safe dining.
- Individual-wrapped food options: Nice touch!
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Good.
- Doctor/nurse on call: reassuring!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things Matter
- Concierge / Doorman: Super helpful!
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient!
- Currency exchange: Excellent!
- Laundry service / Dry cleaning / Ironing Service: They got all the basics covered.
- Luggage storage: No problems.
- Elevator: Lifesaver.
- Daily housekeeping: Amazing!
- Food delivery: Useful!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Always a good place to pick up something for people back home!
Things To Do – Because Sitting Still is Overrated
- Things to do, ways to relax / Fitness center I'm assuming there are plenty of activities to do since it's in Mumbai!
Business & Events – For the Corporate Travelers
- Business facilities: They have you covered
- Meeting/banquet facilities / Meetings / Seminars: For the perfect event.
- Projector/LED display: For the meetings as well.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: All bases covered!
- Wi-Fi for special events: Good.
For the Kids / Family/child friendly: They are all about your kids.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Nobody's Perfect)
- The occasional power outage. It's India, it happens. (But they have backup generators, which is good.)
- Room service sometimes took a while. But worth the wait generally.
- The gym could get busy, especially at peak times.
- The "proposal spot" listed in the amenities makes me wonder how many proposals actually happen there.
Accessibility – The Really Human Stuff
- Accessibility: Wheelchair accessible - nice!
- CCTV in common areas / CCTV outside property: Security is visible.
- Check-in/out [express] / Check-in/out [private]: fast and easy!
- Exterior corridor: good!
- Fire extinguisher / Smoke alarms / Smoke detector: Safety features in place.
- Front desk [24-hour] / Security [24-hour]: Always someone to help.
- Hotel chain: Always a great choice.
- Non-smoking rooms / Pets allowed unavailable / Proposal spot: Room choice options.
- Room decorations: the rooms are decorated.
- Safety/security feature: always a bonus!
- Soundproof rooms: nice and quiet.
Overall Vibe
It's luxurious, yes. But it's got a relaxed vibe. Comfortable, efficient and very professional. It’s a place where you can unwind after a day wrestling with Mumbai's glorious chaos.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Yes! Absolutely. VITS Sharanam is more than just a hotel; it's an experience. Is it perfect? No. But it's damn good. The staff is warm, the food is amazing, and the amenities are on point. It’s a great base for exploring Thane and Mumbai, or just escaping the city’s hustle and bustle.
Final Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (with a potential 5 if the Wi-Fi improves!).
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your pristine, perfectly-manicured travel itinerary. This is a real itinerary, the kind that gets smeared with chai, stained with regret (maybe), and ultimately, hopefully, leaves you with a lifetime of stories. We're talking VITS Sharanam Thane, Mumbai. And me? Well, I'm just winging it, like always.
Subject: Operation Mumbai Mayhem (and Maybe Some Relaxation?) - My "Itinerary"
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Mumbai Chaos (VITS Sharanam to Chaos and Back)
- Time: 6:00 AM - Nope. No, seriously. 6 am? Never. Let's try… 9:00 AM. Flight lands, miraculously, on time. I'm already sweating, but hey, at least it's not from the Mumbai humidity yet.
- Activity: Taxis. Ah, the glorious, honking, jostling symphony of Mumbai taxis. My plan? Survive. My actual plan? Panic a little, especially if the driver's chewing gutka and talking on his phone. Finding VITS? Hope the driver knows it. Anecdote Incoming: Last time I was in Mumbai, ended up in a completely wrong part of town, convinced I was going to be sold into a camel-herding ring. Turns out, just a miscommunication about a landmark. Good times.
- Lunch: Hotel room. Honestly, after the taxi experience, I need a safe space. Maybe a quick room service order. Probably something heavily spiced. Gonna regret that later, I bet.
- Afternoon: The Initial Reconnaissance Mission (and the Disappointment). I wanted to hit up a local market. Find some cool clothes. Be all "cultured." Reality? Exhaustion hits HARD. The market is overwhelming. The bargaining is a blood sport. The heat is… well, let's just say I'm pretty sure I can feel my pores opening. Eventually found a "temple" - a tiny, cramped room with a few idols where a cheerful gentleman hands me a flower garland and asks for a donation. Awkwardly I give a few rupees, and run away.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. VITS claims it has North Indian food. I’ve heard this before. And I love North Indian. Lets see.
- Night: Sleep. Sweet, blessed sleep. Hopefully enough to prepare me for tomorrow's inevitable breakdown.
Day 2: Thane-ing It Up
- Morning: Breakfast at the hotel: I'm going to try the idli. It'll be an experience.
- Activity: Thane Exploration. I've vaguely heard of some lakes and gardens. The plan is to wander around, get lost, and hopefully stumble upon something interesting. The REAL plan is to ask a local to draw a map. The hope is to make a friend.
- Lunch: Another questionable meal.
- Afternoon: VITS Pool. Seriously. After all that walking, there's only one thing I want. Dip in the pool. Relaxing.
- Anecdote: Remember that time I tried to order a "lassi" in a crowded market and ended up with a glass of something that tasted like… well, let's just say it involved a lot of sugar and questionable dairy. I'm bringing extra Pepto-Bismol this time.
- Evening: Dinner. Maybe I will find some food that doesn't give me the runs.
Day 3: The Mumbai Dream (Maybe?)
- Morning: Try a Mumbai food and beverage. Possibly hit up a cafe.
- Afternoon: I feel a deep need to see the Gateway of India. It looks so cool in photos. But… it's going to be crowded. I'm probably going to hate it, but I have to go, right?
- Evening: Dinner and a movie. Hopefully the sound is good and the movie doesn't involve a Bollywood dance number that lasts for 45 minutes. Please, movie gods, grant me this one request.
- Night: Write in my journal. Attempt to make sense of the chaos. Probably fail.
Day 4: Back to Reality (Or Back to the Airport)
- Morning: Breakfast. Say goodbye to all the things I will miss.
- Activity: Find some last-minute souvenirs and possibly end up late for the airport.
- Lunch: Airport food. Sigh.
- Afternoon: Flight home. Cry a little. Plan my next trip. Because let's face it, despite all the mess, Mumbai gets under your skin.
- Evening: Contemplate how I've survived the week, maybe I did a lot and got a lot done.
Imperfections, Ramble & Opinionated Bullet Points:
- Transportation is key: Learn some basic Hindi phrases. It will save you. Trust me. Also, learn how to haggle. Or resign yourself to getting ripped off.
- The food: Embrace the spice. But also, pack some anti-diarrheal medication. You'll thank me.
- Embrace the chaos: Things won't go as planned. And that's okay. That's part of the fun.
- Emotional Rating: At times, I’ll probably be overwhelmed, frustrated, and borderline hysterical. But I also know I'll be laughing, amazed, and utterly captivated by the sheer energy of the place.
- Packing: I'm bringing a combination of comfortable clothes, mosquito repellent, and an open mind. Oh, and a healthy dose of cynicism, to keep me grounded.
- My Wish: Is to go home with a story. I’m hoping for something incredible.
This, my friends, is my (un)official Mumbai itinerary. May the odds (and the chai) be ever in our favor. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And maybe, just maybe, I'll come back with a tale worth telling. Or, at the very least, with a good story of getting completely lost in the market.
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VITS Sharanam Mumbai: Spill the Chai, Let's Talk Thane! (aka, Did We REALLY Need THAT Spa Day?)
Okay, So...What IS Sharanam, Really? Is it More "Bungalow with a View" or "Slightly Overpriced Hotel Room Plus Pool"?
Alright, let's be real. Sharanam is… well, it's *trying* to be luxurious. Think a slightly fancier, more modern version of your auntie's best friend's cousin's house in Thane (which, let's be honest, is probably cleaner and has a better pool view). It's a hotel, duh, but it *wants* to be a resort. You get the usual – comfy enough beds, a decent restaurant (the butter chicken saved me, seriously), and that all-important swimming pool. But "luxurious"? Mmm, depends on your definition. More "luxury-adjacent," I'd say. More "aspiring to luxury" than "achieving luxury."
I went there expecting a complete chill-zone, but… look, expectations and reality, am I right? They advertised this "tranquil escape," which, in practice, meant a lot of polite but slightly frazzled staff and the constant sound of… well, Thane. Traffic, construction, a particularly vocal crow. It's not *bad*, but it's not exactly the Maldives. You're in Thane, people! Embrace it!
They Keep Mentioning Thane. Why Thane? Isn't That…Just Thane?
Alright, okay, Thane. Look. It's not the most glamorous location in the world, but… it’s *there*. It's Mumbai-adjacent, which means you get a sort-of escape from the city's insanity without being *too* far away. Plus, they've got a few parks and lakes around, allegedly. I, personally, didn't venture out to said lakes. I was too busy wrestling with the air conditioning in my room, which, for the record, needed a LOT of wrestling.
The upside? Sharanam is conveniently located near the Eastern Express Highway. Which, depending on your perspective, is either a blessing or a curse. Good for getting in and out, bad for your sanity during rush hour. Take your pick!
The Food! Spill the Beans (and the Dal Makhani): Is It Worth the Calories?
Okay, the food… that was a mixed bag. The breakfast buffet? Standard hotel fare. Lots of options, nothing truly *amazing*. (Let's be honest, the best breakfast is still the street-side *vada pav* you find on the way into Mumbai, but I digress.)
Dinner, however, had some high notes. The aforementioned butter chicken? Sublime. Seriously, I ordered it twice. The biryani was decent. The desserts were… well, they tried! But honestly, the best part? The service. The waiters were genuinely lovely, always smiling, and trying their best to accommodate every whim. I even managed to get them to bring me extra *roti*. And hey, that butter chicken memory is still etched in my brain, so, points for that!
That Pool... Let's Talk About the Pool. Was is Clean? Was it Overcrowded? Did You Develop Gill Flaps?
Okay, the pool. The pool was the *reason* I booked the place! I saw the pictures online and envisioned myself, sipping a fancy cocktail, lounging in crystal-clear water, feeling like a movie star. The reality? Well… It was *fine*. Clean enough, I guess. A few leaves. A few stray… well, *things*… floating around (I'm being vague because I don't want to gross anyone out).
The overcrowding, though… that was a different story. This wasn't a quiet, relaxing dip. It was a full-on water park situation, with kids splashing, parents yelling, and the constant, rhythmic thump of a Bollywood playlist emanating from somewhere. Seriously, it felt less like a luxurious escape and more like a community swimming lesson. I managed to get in a few quick laps, but the whole experience was… well, let's just say I didn’t develop gill flaps from the tranquility. I wouldn't say I was particularly thrilled, but I did manage to dodge the rogue pool noodle missiles.
Spa Day Scandal! Tell Me Everything (good or bad, I want the TRUTH!)
Alright… the spa. Oh, the spa. This is where things get… *interesting*. I walked in, expecting a blissful hour of massage-y goodness. Soft music, hushed tones, the whole shebang. What I got was… a massage, yes, but with a side of… let's call it *character*.
My masseuse, bless her heart, was clearly not having the best day. Maybe. I'm not sure. She was… enthusiastic, let's say. A bit too enthusiastic with the aromatherapy oil (which, by the way, smelled suspiciously like lavender-scented cleaning product). The pressure? A bit… fluctuating. One minute I felt like I was being kneaded by a professional masseuse, the next I felt like I was being tickled by a feather duster. And the music… it was supposed to be relaxing, but it had a strange, repetitive… quality… that was, frankly, driving me a little crazy. I was so tempted to ask for some Bollywood to mix things up.
Did I enjoy the massage? Parts of it, sure. Did I leave feeling completely relaxed and rejuvenated? Debatable. Let's just say that it was an experience. A memorable one. I'm still trying to decide if I'd go back. Probably not for the massage, but maybe… just maybe… for the story.
The Rooms... Was it Worth the Money or Will I be Raving About the Bed Bugs?
The rooms. Ah, the rooms. The rooms were… fine. Clean. Comfy enough bed (critical!). The air conditioning, as I mentioned earlier, was a bit of a battlezone, fluctuating between the Arctic and the Sahara. The bathroom was… well, it was a bathroom. No complaints there.
Worth the money? That's the big question, isn't it? Honestly, it depends on what you're expecting. If you're looking for a budget-friendly escape, probably not. If you’re expecting absolute luxury… temper your expectations. But if you want a reasonably comfortable stay, with good food, a pool (that might or might not be packed), and a chance to escape the Mumbai chaos for a bit without breaking the bank completely? Yeah, maybe. Just make sure you pack some patience and maybe some earplugs for the Thane ambiance. And… cross your fingers about the air conditioning. You'll be fine.
What are the key highlights of Sharanam? (Beyond 'It Exists')
Okay, highlights. Beyond the fact that it *does* exist and offers you a place to sleep, eat, and swim… The butter chicken. Seriously, I cannot stress this enough. TheHotels With Kitchenettes
